Least favourite sayings from the crowd:

It's the start of a new season, and I'm not sure whether I look forward to least or most is the yelling from the crazy hockey crowd during the game.

"The puck, the puck, the puck......" - Junior is so busy hitting that he forgets to chase the puck.

"Where's the defense?" - from the Goalie's parent (in tears)
"Where's the offense" - defense parents
"The defense keeps turning over the puck" - offense parents

Thanks coach:  "It's not like any of them are going to the NHL"

From the sitting goalie to the playing goalie "I hope you get a shutout today."

"In my line of work, I can't be doing fundraising."